Attn: Room for rent
I need a new tenant for the extra room in my house in Senadin, Miri. Any takers?
Potential housemate has to be
- tolerant of a small, annoying terrier
- OK with my smoking (in the living room)
- fine with the odd hours me and Jo-Ann (my one remaining housemate) keep
- accepting of the fact both current tenants are mild manic-depressives
- open-minded about the frequent visitors to our pad (which doubles as a hangout of sorts)
- not suffering obsessive-compulsive syndrome (as the house tends to get messy)
- helpful with the house chores
- friendly and communicative
- preferably female (for obvious reasons)
Other than that I don’t really mind if you’re a drug-fucked hedonist with a penchant for blasting loud music and daily sex-partner changes (so long said partners don’t bother me), don’t mind if you want to set up a shrine to whatever pagan god you worship in the living room, don’t mind if you sing off-key in the shower, don’t mind if you bring in your own annoying little pet (as long as it doesn’t try to hump Cookie and my baby’s fine with YOUR baby), don’t mind if you dance naked in the garden under the moonlight every full moon, don’t mind whatever weird personality quirks you happen to possess.
Leave a message (in comment box) if you happen to be a student in Curtin and in dire need of a reasonably nice room to stay in.
We’ll give you a tour of our pad and then rental price negotiations may commence from there, if you’re still interested.
